Monday, August 15, 2005

Bananas and Melons

Are the two fruits I hate. I wish I didn’t hate them, but I do–I really, really do. The smell, the texture, the taste. Blech.

Apples
Oranges
Kiwis
Grapes
Watermelon
Cherries
Strawberries
Mangoes
Blackberries
Currants
Figs
Pears
Boisenberries
Lemons
Nectarines
Pomegranet
Raspberries
Pineapples
Mullberries
Peaches
Grapefruit
Plums

I enjoy all of the above fruits, but bananas and melons I do not wish to eat. Melons–the generic picnic fruit salad–found everywhere in summer.

Bananas are even worse: So cheap, so convenient–individually wrapped without pits, stones or seeds. Potassium-packed and easy to peel. What smoothie is complete without bananas?

Damnit.

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